I can remember the first time I saw Har Mar Superstar like it was yesterday. A small, balding, chunky bloke with a wispy
moustache wandered onto the stage. Few people paid much attention to him,
perhaps presuming that he was a roadie or something. But he plugged in a mini
disc player (yes, it was THAT long ago), took off his coat revealing a red
jumpsuit and cape and then hit the play button. Suddenly this unassuming bloke
was transformed into a strutting, spinning sexy lothario. Okay, so when
he got naked (well almost, just the underpants remained) one or two blokes in
the audience looked distinctly uncomfortable but it remains one of the most surprising
and memorable performances I’ve ever seen. Fast forward a decade or so and
would our second date be just as special?
First up this evening though Racing, who resolutely
refused to get naked throughout their set. In fact lead singer James and keyboardist
Alex (nice ‘tache there my friend) were even wearing shirts and ties.
The smartness
extends to their tunes too, from the laid back grooves of opening number Summer
Rain (think a hipper Style Council) and Quicksand through to the more booty
shaking jams like Delirious (I think that’s what it’s called...I was too busy
shaking my booty). One of the best new bands to come out of Birmingham this
year.
Next, and currently getting a bit of airplay on 6
Music as well as just being included in Time Magazine’s 14 Musical Acts To
Watch in 2014 (they’re going to be buggered when they get to 2099 eh?) Lizzo,
all the way from Detroit (via current home Minneapolis). In the video to her latest track Batches and Cookies
her and a friend smear butter all over the chest of some lucky dude.
He wasn’t
here this evening...probably slipped out somewhere...ahem...and sadly the dairy
products remained in the fridge for later but Lizzo still managed to grease up
the crowd with some particularly groin grabbing jams. She’s all woman and she
ain’t afraid to use what the good Lord gave her if you get my drift. I was
particularly transfixed by her buttocks, each of which seemed to have a life of
its own. That’s not me being a perv by the way, tonight was a fine demonstration
of the fine art of twerking and it would be frankly ungentlemanly to ignore
it...er...them. Happily it wasn’t a case of all twerk and no play. Like Missy
Elliot’s younger sis Lizzo knows her way round a rap. She’s a natural party
starter too, whipping up the crowd in between tracks and getting an unusually enthusiastic
response to the old call and response routine. Her secret weapon might well be
her ‘proper’ voice though, something that she occasionally switched to in
between raps. It’s a powerful yet soulful thang, providing a neat ying to the
rap yang. On top of set highlight, a neatly choreographed and sassy Batches and
Cookies, the more brooding banger Lizzie Borden and stuttering anthem to ‘grrrl’
power W.E.R.K. were particularly strong tonight. When the hype starts to build
(and it will), believe it. Trust me, Lizzo’s the bizzo.
Time then for the man himself. He’s not changed
much. The ‘tache has gone...sadly (I have a thing for men with ‘taches...can
you tell?) but the rest of the package...and boy what a package it is...remains
gloriously intact. Joined by Lizzo on backing vocals (a cracking combination)
he danced his ass off, blazing through classics like DUI and Power Lunch as
well as showcasing tunes from his new, more soulful album Bye Bye 17, the pick
of which, Lady You Shot Me, could seriously stand proudly up against anything
from soul’s golden age.
That’s the thing about Har Mar, beneath the tongue in
cheek image the dude has the tunes and, just as importantly, the talent to deliver
them. If this track had been released by someone who looked like one of JLS it’d
be number one. Pah! On a unrelated note given the more soulful vibe I’d love to
see Har Mar team up with the boys from the Dap-King or the Budos Band to do
some live shows with a kickass brass section...maybe one day eh?
In between all the original stuff he slipped in a
cover too, a soulful and surprisingly touching version of Gilbert O’Sullivan’s Alone
Again Naturally delivered crouched down by the edge of the stage, eye to eye
with the audience. “My favourite song” he admitted afterwards. Bless him. By
this point the jumper and vest had already come off and that glistening sex god
bod was revealed. Hell, I’m not into men in that way but if I was I’d want a
hunka hunka burning love like Har Mar to get down with. “What do you think? This
could all be yours...!” he murmured, stroking himself seductively. Form an
orderly queue please ladies.
Ending the main set with the brass ‘n’ ass of We Don’t
Sleep (imagine this bad boy with a live brass section) he ended up, in
traditional fashion, doing the trademark Har Mar neckstand, in turn leaving a
perfect Har Mar shaped sweat stain on the stage. “I’m fucking amazing” he exclaimed,
somehow achieving the kind of balance that stick thin gymnasts would struggle
with. You have to admit it...he is.
Returning for the encore, towel round his neck (“Just
back from the gym, done a few reps...buff”) he played the underrated synth driven
R&B of Tallboy (heck, what am I saying, all Har Mar’s tracks are underrated)
and Don’t Make Me Hit You. “Take your
trousers off” yelled a bloke in the crowd “It’s always the dudes” retorted Har
Mar. Awwwwww don’t you just want to hug him? Actually after the show I did.
Couldn’t resist it. He’s a lovely guy, happy to chat and pose for photos. Obviously
Har Mar’s a persona, I’m guessing the real Sean Tillmann’s a far more sensitive
kinda dude. In a way it’s a shame, clearly for some people at least, that the
music gets obscured by the image although would he have broken through at all
without it? Who knows, one thing’s for certain though a night with Har Mar’s
not something you’ll ever forget. In my eyes the dude’s still a Superstar. Har
Mar-vellous.
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